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GRIMACE

in my 24 years
i've seen you several times
and you never fail to
fry my brain
"what are you really?"
i ask myself
and my seatmates
who are as equally bewildered
you've spawned
several urban myths...
mcdonalds had ube ice cream/
grape juice/
sweet kamote fries...
and tada, there was you!
some say that
you're hamburglar's cohort
in stealing burgers
the big diversion
'WHAT THE &(*^ ARE YOU?!'
say the mcdo counter people
hamburglar then says
'aha that's my cue!'
oh well.
i like you anyway.
you're a big purple blob,
what's not to like.
and i don't remember anybody
giving hetty any pain
for her spaghetti noodles hair.